Xanthe: Mom! My name is "Trixie Glitter Thighs".
Me: What in the world are you talking about?
Xanthe: Come see! Your friend sent you an email called "Chesty Lusty Bomb". (And then she proceeds to get both her other friends AND Xoe to play!). Alyssa, your name is "Sapphire Velvet Fire". (Then they all start busting up laughing). And Xoe, your name is "Trixie Leather Storm".
I was so shocked so I looked at the email and this was the description...
"Here's one for you... We all need a stripper name. See what your stripper name will be, and share it with your friends. Make sure that when you send it you put your stripper name in the subject matter."
Heather and I couldn't stop laughing. And Xanthe has kept begging me every time a friend comes over to find that funny "name email" so she could play. I'm pretty sure (and really hoping) that she was naive enough not to know what a stripper name was. Be assured that that email was quickly deleted while Xanthe is still quizzing me to find out where it is.