...I can't get my wedding ring off...
Some other "Officials"...
1. I can't roll over in bed by myself...but if I try to do it by myself, I have to sit straight up and then roll to the other side...
2. I can't do the dishes or laundry without the blood rushing to my head...(guess I just can't do them...oh, btw, my doctor told Brian the other day that I get out of a year's worth of housework for doing this...hahaha....I now LOVE my doctor...)
3. I can't take any more baths cuz Brian's not usually home to help me out, and I can't lift myself out.
4. I can't make it through a grocery shopping trip unless I use a Senior Citizen cart AND wear my Maternity belt.
5. I can't get up off the floor by myself...unless I get on all fours to stand up.
For such a "beautiful experience" as childbirth is supposed to be, it sure can be a bit degrading...
2 comments:
Wow, this is a pretty amazing post! Thanks for admitting to all of these!
ahhh thanks for reminding me of all of the things i can look forward to in the next few months.
i remember ALL of this nonsense with each of my pregnancies.why do we do this to ourselves? hahaha!
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